I was walking around some outdoor mall, and my dad us handing out flyers to raise awareness about some injustice that had been done to my sister. He shoves a bunch in my face, and walks away.
I hand out a few, and then walk over toward some store, where I am stopped by the cops, who proceed to warn me that I need to stop what I am doing. Being deathly afraid of cops in dreamworld and reality, I throw away my papers and go to find my dad. Along the way I run into Jenna Marbles.
I find my dad and promptly tell him the cops will arrest him if he doesn't stop passing flyers. He gets really angry, and stalks off, like a petulant child.
Jenna and I start walking home, and talking about things and laughing. As we get close to my house, a water main breaks and water rains down in sheets upon us. I walk the rest of the way home, totally drenched.
I walk up to the front door, and it's locked. I can see through the window, this glow of pink and horrifically ugly pink valances and curtains. I scream at my sisters to open the door, which they did. I walk through the door, soaked through and find my dad has hung these pepto bismol pink curtains and valances on all the visible windows.
In addition to the curtains, he took baby blankets and hung them on the walls as some sort of wallpaper. I remark that he doesn't get his way so he redecorated the house.
"That's fine. I will just stay in my room."
Everyone's eyes dart around nervously. I dart to my room to find my room decorated in pink valances and curtains. I begin shouting 'no' and ripping them off the window. I then shoot past my dad and rip the other curtains and valances from the windows, and I accidentally pull off one of the baby blankets. He had stapled them to the walls.
I then woke up.
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