August 4--With Pictures

Okay, having jinxed myself into having more dreams, here's some more from this morning. Because my recollection of them is fuzzy (especially the second one), there's no analysis.

I was in school, and we were doing normal school stuff. Robert Pattinson was in the chair next to me, being a goofball, and Kristen Stewart was talking to another girl. Our teacher, who is Nathan Fillion (of Firefly fame); kept making cracks at Robert, who laughed them off handsomely.

At some point, I went to the bathroom. When I came back, the room had gone dark, and most of the chairs and desks went missing. Mr. Fillion was sitting on top of his desk, wearing a plum-colored shirt. Robert and Kristen were sitting next to each other, his arm around her shoulder. I am trying to find a chair, while trying not to disrupt the class. Robert, noticing this, moves his arm off the chair to his left, and taps it for me to sit in. Shawn (who is an Army former classmate), gets up from his chair and tries touching me. I slap him hard, and he backs off. I sit next to RPattz and KStew, and the movie begins. It's some film with guys fighting and all that. I audibly say, "Aw, you know I can't stand movies with excessive violence."

After five minutes, the fighting gets interesting, and Rob's bored. He moves his chair back, and gets on the floor. I'm trying not to laugh at his sexy crawling display. He says he's going to crawl through the chairs. He starts going across the floor, and I get an insatiable urge to smack his ass. But feeling out of sorts, because Kristen is his girlfriend. I tell Kristen to smack it as he passes, but she ignores me. So, I say, "No Kris, like this!" And I smack him. He laughs and then Mr. Fillion comes over. Rob slinks back to his chair. Nathan puts his hand on Rob's back, and says something I can't remember, but they were both laughing. And then I awoke, which sucked.

The second dream:

I am in danger, and prophetic toilet paper is telling me, "Don't do it."

I know this dream is foretelling something, because I have had it at least 3 times before.

I also have provided photos of the 3 main people in the first dream, in case you don't know what they look like.